Beauty, Humor

10 Terrible Jokes To Make You Laugh And Be Happy Today!

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1- What did the American football player tell the broken vending machine?
R: Give me my quarter back!

2-What do you call a belt made out of watches?
R: A waist of time!

3- What is the most powerful office supply?
R: The ruler!

4- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
R: It’s two tired.

5- You want to hear a pizza joke?
R: Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

6-How do you make Holy water?
R: Boil the hell out of it.

7- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
R: Frostbite.

7- What do you give a sick bird?
R: Tweetment.

8- What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
R: A Thesaurus!

9- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin?
R:  Decomposing!

10-Did you hear about that new movie called «Constipation»?
R: No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet…

inspiration, Motivation, Nature

4 Gorgeous Plant Rarities to Make You Smile and Wonder

PLANT WONDERFUL WORLD

Interesting Data Link for you to visit if you like plants as much as I do: 

Albuca Spiralis

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Pini Jambu – A watery fruit in Sri Lanka

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Dead snapdragon flowers look like weird skulls

I don’t think I would like to have this particular plant in my farm, especially because in summer I go out at night to the  yard to detect larvas, caterpillars with an ultraviolet lamp, and seeing this scary flower would probably be a deterrent for me to keep on doing what I have being doing for years 🤣😁

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Epiphyte Common

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inspiration, Motivation

Very Interesting Objects Around The World: Schiphol Airport Amsterdam GIANT CLOCK – Video

This is «REAL TIME» a giant clock (more than 3 meters high) in Lounge 2 of Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam, one of the busiest in the world.

15 million people travel through here every year.

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Behind there it seems that there is a real man armed with sponge and paint, erases and redraws the hands 24 hours a day.

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This work is very significant. Its intent is to make humanity understand that we should work to live and not live to work.

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Schiphol Airport Amsterdam

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inspiration, Motivation

Don’t Let Anything to Stop You From Living Your Life!

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Stop waiting for Friday, for Summer, for someone to come and help you get up.

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Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for IT and make the most of the moment you are in NOW.

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“Letting go of negative people doesn’t mean you hate them. It just means that you love yourself.” – Anonymous

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inspiration, love

Tend To Love More Care More Hate Less

TEND TO CARE MORE

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True love trumps hate, it is loyal, sincere, it tells you the truth no matter what it is, it does not hurt and if it does by mistake, it repairs the damage with care.

TEND TO LOVE MORE

Let  your heart flow in the midst of compassion and honesty. Hate destroys and corrupts, and it is better to keep it away from our minds and our homes.

TEND TO CARE LESS (about other’s hateful opinions)

Instead, think of goodness towards your human fellow, the animals and insects that beautify your garden: butterflies, birds. They will beautify your soul too.

TEND TO BE HOME

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Beauty, Nature

The Beauty Of Life in Joy and Pain to Grow Like a Rose!

“Take the pain and grow beauty…You know I’ve always loved volcanoes. I love how they spew searing, deadly lava that goes on to nurture the most beautiful landscapes on earth. It’s from searing pain that the deepest beauty can sprout”
― Carrie FirestoneThe Loose Ends List

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I certainly have no doubt that life is beautiful and the majority of humans are and want to be kind with one another, and every moment – a celebration of being alive, but one should be always be ready to face all kinds of adversity and transform them into challenges. A person who has not encountered difficulties in life can never achieve success. So, cheer up!

Dear reader, think more  about your own life.  We have to make ourselves conscious that we have a great opportunity given and that we should take every step necessary to make our lives even more beautiful, instead of constantly dealing with the negative aspects of our lives. If we risk an even closer look onto our lives we might even notice that it is already really amazing!

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Dr. Martha Castro, MD

Religion

What do You Think Happens After Death?

I am wondering what the prevailing opinions are on this topic. In my opinion the possible options are:

1) An afterlife of some sort.
2) Nothingness
3) Karmic reincarnation.
4) Other?

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Personally, I hope there’s an afterlife of some sort. But nothing has been proven. The First Law of thermodynamics: «Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.»—Einstein, would only «prove» that even mosquitoes would have an afterlife? Or maybe that energy is just different, human energy more evolved, recycled/transformed?

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There are so many areas to explore, in physics, medicine, biology, chemistry, philosophy. I am currently studying quantum physics, space-time, and these theories make my brain wonder even more about life and death: 1) The Parallel Universes Theory and 2) The String Theory

So, scientifically I don’t have any answers, But I hope there is something amazingly better «out there» that our brains cannot comprehend yet, something that science still needs to explore and discover. Some sort of evolved energy we are transformed to after we die, maybe?

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Our earth is beautiful indeed. The human body and all living organisms are amazing. But the behavior of humanity can be so disappointing and harmful to many that it would be pointless if this life were the only one we have to.

And if it is, then we should all make the best out of it: treat each other with respect, dignity, kindness and loyalty, I would like to evolve, to continue to live, to extend my and others’ life,

To me, every moment of my life is sacred, I live deeply every emotion and thought, pain and joy, I don’t waste my time believing in unicorns, in fairy tails. I hope, because I don’t fear. But I live, and I do it intensely,

Do you know that when we die helium is released after a very interesting and complex chemical decomposition reactions of the human body and it -helium- goes up to the atmosphere and then to the universe? That is a fact.

That being said, I trust science, but I love philosophy and I love my life too, so I will be a life extension for as long as I live and then, I hope, I can only hope… there is an afterlife of some sort.

But there might not be an afterlife after all. Who knows, nobody does.

Lastly, I want to point something out about Dr, Stephen Hawking, whom I have great admiration for his research in science. However, I respectfully disagree when he referred to computers no having an afterlife. I laughed when I read this, I thought that he was joking (he was a funny guy) so I did some research and nope, he wasn’t being funny at all, he was death serious.

How can anyone compare the human brain with a computer in terms of living or dying? But I will give him the benefit of the doubt since he was a very smart guy… I must be misunderstanding his quote?

When it comes to medicine and biology, I have noticed that most physicists make statements I disagree with, Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson included. Anyways, here is the quote:

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Dr. Martha Castro, MD

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Beauty, Motivation

What is Your Purpose to Live?

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Don’t hold yourself back. Embrace your light. Seek your life’s mission. Live your purpose and your life will be full of meaning and joy.
Your purpose, your life’s mission, your calling, whatever words you give it, as long as you’re alive, you have one, and as long as you have one, you might as well pull it out, put it on, and let it shine.

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What is YOUR Purpose? What gives your life meaning? If you’re not sure yet, then good for you! You get to discover it! (Exciting, isn’t it?) Ask yourself the following questions:

1) What gives my life the most meaning?

2) What is my passion? What gets me out of bed each day?

3) What do I feel most “at home” doing?

4) What are my strengths/weaknesses? What do these tell me about my purpose?

5) If I have a sense of my purpose, am I actively seeking to engage in it? If not, what is holding me back or standing in my way?

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“Finding your purpose” is more than just a cliche or a dream that will never be fulfilled. It’s actually a tool for a better, happier, healthier life that too few people attempt to use.
I know firsthand that nothing else matters if you aren’t following your soul’s purpose. Once you’ve found it, you can align all areas of your life to point in that direction. It is possible to do what you love and live in flow — you just need the right motivation and mindset, and to take the right action.

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Dr. Martha Castro, MD

mental health

Understanding How Stress Works in Your Life: When it is Good, Until it is Not!

Stress in your life:

 

It is important to note that not all stress is bad. Everyone experiences a certain amount of stress on an almost daily basis, and it cannot be completely eliminated.

 

Stress becomes a problem when too much is experienced, and it has a negative impact on behaviors, relationships, and health. 

 

 

The term “eustress” refers to positive stress that is associated with improved performance and productivity. “Distress” is negative stress that is associated with performance decrement and negative health consequences.

The individual’s perception of the stressor and coping resources determine whether a situation is eustress or distress.

 

 

Some physical signs of stress can often be mistaken to be symptoms of some other issue. So listen closely to what your body is trying to tell you.

 

 

DR. MARTHA CASTRO, MD

Beauty, Cycling, Travel

Remembering Happy Travel to South Korea Biz in 2018

REMEMBERING AN AWESOME TRAVELING TIME!

 

I love to travel a lot and I am a well versed traveler but this is my first time in South Korea for business and fun. And since the Winter Olympics are happening in this country our family decided for us to stay three days at the Conrad Hotel in Seoul and then go to Pyongyang for the finals. So, so long Seoul, hello Pyeongchang!

 

NOTE:

 

It was very hard to track down accommodations close to these mountain events but we did it with anticipation though, we learned our lesson in Sochi 2014 where we stayed on a cruise ship near the coastal cluster and had to commute every day to watch my events. The way the security was set up most of the mountain based accommodations would have been difficult to get to without a car. We planned better this time.

 

SE SOUVENIR DE LA CORÉE DU SUD

 

Busan en Corée du Sud est la seconde plus grande ville du pays. Très souvent, visiter Busan est une étape incontournable lors d’un voyage en Corée du Sud.

Ville portuaire située au sud de la péninsule coréenne, la ville est assez étendue et dispose de plusieurs points d’intérêt touristiques au sein même de la ville ou en bordure. En effet, pour visiter Busan correctement, il faut compter au moins 2 jours.

 

Dans ce billet consacré à Busan en Corée du Sud, je vous donne mes conseils pour préparer votre visite de la ville et savoir quoi faire à Busan.

FRANCE DIPLOMATIE

 

HOTEL I PREFER IN PYEONGCHANG SOUTH KOREA:
Intercontinental Alpensia Pyeongchang Resort

 

 

 

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HOTEL IN SOUL SOUTH KOREA:
Conrad Seoul Hotel

 

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