1- What did the American football player tell the broken vending machine?
R: Give me my quarter back!
2-What do you call a belt made out of watches?
R: A waist of time!
3- What is the most powerful office supply?
R: The ruler!
4- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
R: It’s two tired.
5- You want to hear a pizza joke?
R: Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.
6-How do you make Holy water?
R: Boil the hell out of it.
7- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
R: Frostbite.
7- What do you give a sick bird?
R: Tweetment.
8- What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
R: A Thesaurus!
9- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin?
R: Decomposing!
10-Did you hear about that new movie called «Constipation»?
R: No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet…
Dra. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD 