Etiqueta: Funny

They also call this kind of joke a «FUNNY THOUGHT», so you can start and end your day smiling, laughing.

Happiness makes us healthier, live longer and prosper!

1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.

2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?

4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.

5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?

6- Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.