Beauty, Humor

10 Terrible Jokes To Make You Laugh And Be Happy Today!

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1- What did the American football player tell the broken vending machine?
R: Give me my quarter back!

2-What do you call a belt made out of watches?
R: A waist of time!

3- What is the most powerful office supply?
R: The ruler!

4- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
R: It’s two tired.

5- You want to hear a pizza joke?
R: Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

6-How do you make Holy water?
R: Boil the hell out of it.

7- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
R: Frostbite.

7- What do you give a sick bird?
R: Tweetment.

8- What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
R: A Thesaurus!

9- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin?
R:  Decomposing!

10-Did you hear about that new movie called «Constipation»?
R: No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet…

Humor, Religion

Saturday Night For The Free Thinker: Humor

Just Because Laughing Is Great!

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Where is the epi pen?

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…Ha! Free thinkers are not militants…unless I tell you so! 😜

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True and funny!

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Free Thinking, Humor, Politics

Saturday Night For The Free Thinker: Some People Have Gone Nuts!

I declare that lots of people have absolutely lost their marbles!

Hocus Pocus Potus

Cats, Humor, inspiration

CATURDAY The Sweet Hungry Tough And Playful Cat!

“A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.”—>Robert Sowthey

How much sweet this cat is? ❤️ ❤️🐈 🐱

Every cat acts like it’s starving at every meal.

Tough Mama!

All Day Pure Fun!

Humor, inspiration, Motivation

Charlie Chaplin About Hate

«HATE IS IGNORANCE WITH FEAR« — Dr. Martha A. Castro N., MD

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According to data compiled in August last year, more than 14,000 cases were registered on charges of disseminating hatred speech and hatred material. Though these details are extensive, questions have surfaced about the ‘media-coated’ hatred speech which is being practiced by a particular group of unscrupulous individuals.

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This is such a clever quote by Charlie Chaplin. But what else can we expect from a genius mind like his?

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On feeling physically threatened by hatred speech

Not only threatened. You can feel emotionally disturbed. You can feel psychic trauma, which can have physiological manifestations.

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You can feel silenced. These are all real harms that may be suffered by people who are subject to hatred speech that is not punishable.

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Humor, inspiration, Motivation

Humor Friday Laughs and Inspiration for a Stronger Better Life!

What people have said and written about laughing … and I agree with all of them!

«I love people who can make me laugh, when I don’t even want to smile.»

«People who make me laugh until I’m physically in pain are my favourite kind of people.»

«Some people make your laugh a little louder, your smile a little brighter, and your life a little better.»

Laughing is the Best Medicine!

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My Favorite One Today: Flat Earth Societe People are «Eejits» hahahaha !

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Charles Chaplin on Laughing and Pain

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Laugh, Like There is NO Tomorrow!

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Blogging, Humor, Motivation

Swearing in Your Blog Post Good Bad or Funny? Here Is a List of Some Swear Words.

Bad words, swearing, would you use them once in a while in your post? Some say that there’s nothing to lose by keeping things clean. In contrast, swearing will surely bother some people – so why take that risk?

Others encourage you to be yourself and embrace who you are. For many people, holding back is essentially a form of censorship; in fact, it is said that those who swear are more honest than those who don’t.

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I thought about some swearing words I know and made a list, but I wanted to get more, so I went to a political forum where I know there are many of subscribers who swear a lot in their comments (it is permmited in that forum to do it). But sometimes, just for fun, would you do it? Would you swear just a bit?

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Some swearing words are not that bad, but others are so insulting that I do not think I would ever use them, ever, not in my blog, not in person. So here there is a list of some that are not the worst ones though.

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Damn, Crap, Bloody, Sod, Bugger, Git, Arse, Bint, Munter, Minger, Balls, Arsehole, Bullshit, Pist, Shit, Shithole.

Bitch, Son of a Bitch, Bollocks, Belend, Tit, Prick, Dick, Twat, Punami, Bastard, Dickhead, Wanker…the worst words that come to mind are so disgraceful I wouldn’t even refer to them at all. Freedom of speech is great, but it has to have some boundries.

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MY OWN TAKE:

Is it ever okay to swear on your blog and/or general website content? In my opinion, it all depends. Know your audience, pick your battles, and go with common sense. After all, you probably wouldn’t swear inside of a church full of people, correct?

What’s your damn opinion? 😂

Humor, inspiration, Motivation

Get Healthier Laughing: 6 Funny Quotes to Make You Happy Today!

FUNNY QUOTES AND SAYINGS!

They say that laughter is «the best medicine,» and as it turns out, there is some scientific truth to this assertion. Humor-associated laughter has numerous health benefits, for your mind and your body.

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There are more than a few studies that show a reduction of blood pressure after laughter, such as a 2017 study in the Journal of Medical Research, where 40 patients undergoing hemodialysis listened to CDs of comic shows for 16 30-minute sessions over eight weeks, and saw a decrease in blood pressure.

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Cats, Food, Humor

I Almost Ate My Cat For Breakfast Today!

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A totally white beautiful cat with an orange on his belly, and there you have it, a «sunny side up» egg!

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The picture above was the original one that someone posted and became very popular.

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Since then, people have photoshopped it and created some others using the first one and I find them hilarious as well, and clever!

I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

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Cats, Humor

Caturday Celebrating My Adoration for Cats with Bodega Cats!

I follow Bodega Cats in Twitter. They are a riot! I got my pics of today from them, so I want to give them all the credit.

I am a Big Watermelon that looks like a Cat!

This Image has 145 K! Awesome photoshopped pic and very well done!

AHHHH….LIFE IS GOOD!

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