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If you’re a cat lover like I am, you have probably been known to throw around a few cat puns here and there, or whenever you possibly can. I thought I’d have a little fun with this showing you some purr-fect cat puns.

Adorable funny cats… The unsung heroes of our lives.

They bring us so much joy, calmness, and relaxation. They also bring us dead mice, pukes, scratches, and small-scale cat-tastrophies.

Nobody’s purr-fect, I guess. If you love these fluffy little bundles of contradiction, then you’ll surely enjoy our list of illustrated cat puns.

Thank you for reading and caring. Take care. DR. MARTHA CASTRO, MD

eating, Health, Humor

5 Crazy Diets That Make You Lose Weight or Not LOL Have Fun!

12/11/202112/11/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

There is no great secret to lose weight. Small portions, healthy delicious meals and daily physical activity, in other words: avoid sedentarism.

**We all know that, right? But many people want that «miracle» diet that is going to make us lose a ton of pounds/kilograms in 5 or 10 days and never gain it -the weight- back!**

So, to have some fun, I have searched on the web for some crazy diets that people do. Some of them are really outrageously funny!

CRAZY DIETS:

1. The Baby Food Diet

It replaces few of your food items with baby food (also means you poop like a baby). This one might seem easy, but trust me it’s like giving the taste of hell to your tongue. Having boiled, pureed veggies for 10 days without salt or any other spices can be a real tough task to perform. The things people do to lose weight!

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2. The Beer and Sausage Diet

Call this the Tailgater’s Diet. Evo Terra, 44, an online exec in Tempe, Arizona, dropped from 195 to 177 pounds in 30 days consuming an average of about 1,500 calories a day—mostly from high-quality sausage and craft ale.

3. Miracle Diet

For this diet, one must consume only fruits for 2 days minimum. Also known as the Hollywood diet, this diet is all about making your body run on fruits or fruit juice for a span of 48 hours, minimum.

4. The Starbucks Diet

Stealing Jared’s strategy, Christine Hall, 66, a librarian from Alexandria, Virginia, lost more than 75 pounds over two years by eating only at Starbucks and sticking to about a 1,000-calorie per day diet. «Over time, scanning the calorie data helped me adjust my portion sizes,» she says.

5. The Eggs and Dessert Diet

You can have your cake and lose your gut too, a recent Tel Aviv University study found. People on 1,600 calories a day who ate a carb-and protein-rich breakfast that also included a dessert lost the same amount of weight (an average of 30 pounds over 4 months) as people on a low-carb diet (and no dessert).

HEALTHY LIFESTYLE

Humor

Anything Goes On Sunday: Being Liked By Everybody?

24/10/202125/10/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

This is true in the physical-person to person relations as in social media interactions. Do you get disappointed if you don’t get lots of likes or if people don’t like you in person, how do you feel/react?

Anyways, I think the meme is funny and truthful, lol.

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Animals, Cats, inspiration

Everyday is Caturday: 5 Wonderful Cute and Odd Cat Images… For You to Be Happy!

24/10/202124/10/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

CATURDAY! …even when it’s not a Saturday 😻😀😹💙💚💖🌈

A little bit sad today? tsk tsk, SMILE! Life is beautiful, with all its pointy-painful rocks we find along our path, life is still worth living.

Sometimes watching a cute loving video can make our day, or looking at images that we like, it can be soothing and calming. That is why we should make ourselves start the day with a smile and a kindness in our hearts, and if we repeat it tomorrow, everyday, it will become a wonderful happy habit.

Let us start changing our lives for the better!!

NOTE: I love all animals, but cats…rob my heart…completely!! (I just wanted to share that with you, gals and guys)

JUST VISITING MY FELINE FRIEND!

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CAT TIME

«WE ARE HUNGRY!»

MAIN COON …. ROYAL CAT!

I LOVE YOU MOM!

Animals, Cats, Pets

Everyday Is Caturday For Me And Quotes

08/10/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

«It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.»

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She came, she purred, she conquered

All you need is love and a cat.

«People who don’t like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.» — Unknown

Humor

Monday Humor World Without Facebook And Social Media

04/10/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

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eating, Food, Humor

Wedneasday Question: Food

29/09/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

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Humor, inspiration, Motivation

Laughing and Hoping With Happiness in My Brain

15/09/202115/09/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

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We all need to laugh more,
be silly, why not?
We need to dance in the rain,
with someone we love.

Smiling, that is what we need
so we can happy be.
Every second of our lives
we have to sincerely smile.

Don’t you think life is too short?
Too short for many.
So why waste it not laughing?
why waste it fun lacking?

LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE

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Believing in our future doesn’t have to be scary, and change doesn’t have to be painful.

You are allowed to have fun along the way!

Cooking, eating, Food

15 Things I Hate About Eating

08/09/202108/09/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

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Things I hate about eating and eating habits

I hate that I have to count my calories mostly all the time so I don´t gain weight
I would love to eat beef medallions or a big chunk of steak everyday without knowing that if I did I would clog my arteries with triglycerides and…..oh no!
Cooking everyday? Yup, gets awfully tiring doesn’t it, especially when I have hundreds of other things to do during the day.
I over eat one day then I feel guilty
Spilling food on my new blouse or dress.
When I cannot control myself and have double servings, my belly feels pretty bad. Yes, I hate this feeling and then the guilt…sucks!
I hate when people eat with an open mouth and make noises…it is gross!
I can’t stand to eat with people who don’t have manners at the table.
I don’t like it when people want to impose their eating preferences on me: are you a vegan? I am not. Vegans have this annoying way of preaching their beliefs upon others, it’s my choice and you can’t expect everyone to go vegan.
Gluten in my food.
GMO food…ugh!
Having to unbutton my button after eating.
Heartburn anyone?
The food delivery people take too long…I lost my appetite by then.
Oh, I hate eating alone.

Do you have something to add to my list? Please feel free to COMMENT down below!

Humor

Anything Goes On Sunday: The Kardashians And Me

05/09/202105/09/2021 Dr. Martha Andrea Castro Noriega, MD WMA FACS

Celebrating 20 years, the Kardashians and me 😂

Never watched one episode would rather see the inside of my eyelids. I think they are vulgar, and not interesting at all.

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They bring us so much joy, calmness, and relaxation. They also bring us dead mice, pukes, scratches, and small-scale cat-tastrophies.

Nobody’s purr-fect, I guess. If you love these fluffy little bundles of contradiction, then you’ll surely enjoy our list of illustrated cat puns.

Comparte esto:

There is no great secret to lose weight. Small portions, healthy delicious meals and daily physical activity, in other words: avoid sedentarism.

We all know that, right? But many people want that «miracle» diet that is going to make us lose a ton of pounds/kilograms in 5 or 10 days and never gain it -the weight- back!

So, to have some fun, I have searched on the web for some crazy diets that people do. Some of them are really outrageously funny!

NOTE: I advice you NOT to follow any of these diets. I do not recommend them since they are not healthy and do not follow serious medical protocol research. This post is just for our Friday amusement.

CRAZY DIETS:

1. The Baby Food Diet

2. The Beer and Sausage Diet

Call this the Tailgater’s Diet. Evo Terra, 44, an online exec in Tempe, Arizona, dropped from 195 to 177 pounds in 30 days consuming an average of about 1,500 calories a day—mostly from high-quality sausage and craft ale.

3. Miracle Diet

For this diet, one must consume only fruits for 2 days minimum. Also known as the Hollywood diet, this diet is all about making your body run on fruits or fruit juice for a span of 48 hours, minimum.

4. The Starbucks Diet

Stealing Jared’s strategy, Christine Hall, 66, a librarian from Alexandria, Virginia, lost more than 75 pounds over two years by eating only at Starbucks and sticking to about a 1,000-calorie per day diet. «Over time, scanning the calorie data helped me adjust my portion sizes,» she says.

5. The Eggs and Dessert Diet

Comparte esto:

This is true in the physical-person to person relations as in social media interactions. Do you get disappointed if you don’t get lots of likes or if people don’t like you in person, how do you feel/react?

Anyways, I think the meme is funny and truthful, lol.

Comparte esto:

CATURDAY! …even when it’s not a Saturday 😻😀😹💙💚💖🌈

A little bit sad today? tsk tsk, SMILE! Life is beautiful, with all its pointy-painful rocks we find along our path, life is still worth living.

Sometimes watching a cute loving video can make our day, or looking at images that we like, it can be soothing and calming. That is why we should make ourselves start the day with a smile and a kindness in our hearts, and if we repeat it tomorrow, everyday, it will become a wonderful happy habit.

Let us start changing our lives for the better!!

NOTE: I love all animals, but cats…rob my heart…completely!! (I just wanted to share that with you, gals and guys)

JUST VISITING MY FELINE FRIEND!

CAT TIME

«WE ARE HUNGRY!»

MAIN COON …. ROYAL CAT!

I LOVE YOU MOM!

Comparte esto:

«It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.»

She came, she purred, she conquered

All you need is love and a cat.

«People who don’t like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.» — Unknown

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We all need to laugh more,be silly, why not?We need to dance in the rain,with someone we love.

Smiling, that is what we needso we can happy be.Every second of our liveswe have to sincerely smile.

Don’t you think life is too short?Too short for many.So why waste it not laughing?why waste it fun lacking?

LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE

Believing in our future doesn’t have to be scary, and change doesn’t have to be painful.

You are allowed to have fun along the way!

Comparte esto:

Things I hate about eating and eating habits

Do you have something to add to my list? Please feel free to COMMENT down below!

Comparte esto:

Comparte esto:

**We all know that, right? But many people want that «miracle» diet that is going to make us lose a ton of pounds/kilograms in 5 or 10 days and never gain it -the weight- back!**

We all need to laugh more,
be silly, why not?
We need to dance in the rain,
with someone we love.

Smiling, that is what we need
so we can happy be.
Every second of our lives
we have to sincerely smile.

Don’t you think life is too short?
Too short for many.
So why waste it not laughing?
why waste it fun lacking?