You may use these funny sayings and messages to make a funny good night wish!
These are wishes to make you laugh out louder. Let’s check to find the best funny before bed wishes and share with your close friends, relatives, loved ones.
Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, because I’m not free every night, sleep tight!
A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Night, weet dreams!
When your sins are just too many…there’s a party to attend, every Sunday!
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Jesus was ahead of his time. Prepared for these ungodly times, huh?
Make it worth it for Jesus, a «sin» here and there…
Now, our FREETHOUGHT OF THE DAY
-HUMOR: but what about those people who find pleasure hurting themselves, you know, masochists and what not?I don’t think that «do unto others as you would have them do unto you» would be very kind. 😅
Laughing and making life less serious is key for a better happier life. So, why not take advantage of these memes today to laugh. Later when you go to work remember that life is present for us to live.
1. Rhinoceros horns and human fingernails have the same chemical composition. Those who unethically ingest powdered rhino horn for its perceived health benefits would do just as well to eat their own fingernails.
2. One noodle of spaghetti is technically called a “spaghetto.”And a singular cannoli is a cannolo.
3. Ready to enter the fruit matrix? Watermelon, eggplant, and chili peppers are all berries. Fruits that are not berries include STRAWBERRIES, BLACKBERRIES, AND RASPBERRIES. Well, now I’m furious! 😂 Science Facts!
4. Oh, and if that wasn’t enough… peanuts aren’t nuts.
5. The planet’s lightning storms convert its methane gas into carbon, which hardens into one of the most valuable substances on Earth as it falls. I WANT MY DIAMONDS!
I hate that a blogger follows/subscribes to your blog, you follow him/her back, and then s/he unfollows you, hoping you don’t notice. I really don’t like this.
I hate it that you give likes to a blogger, comment on his/her blog, and they never return the favor, not even at least once!
I hate it that people unfollow you if your political or religious views or the lack thereof are different from theirs. What? Why? Can we be a little bit mature and respect other people’s views? Thank you very much.
I hate it that people want to copy your content to benefit their own website or social media without giving you credit. Geez!
I hate it that sometimes I have written almost the whole blog post and uploaded images and pictures and I click the wrong button and the post disappears! Have to start over or use the autosaving that WordPress left for me.
I hate trolls. Icky internet trolls that pick on people, write hateful comments and are completely unhelpful.
I hate Alexa Traffic Widget It doesn’t matter if your Alexa traffic rank is 1,000 or even 100 when the quality of your blog sucks. I mean, you know that Alexa traffic rank is just a number and it doesn’t reflect the ‘real’ traffic stats.
I hate insane publishing frequency, like more than 8 or 10 posts a day?!
I hate it when I don’t have enough time to respond to all my subscribers comments on my blog.
I hate it when I visit a blog and it has infinite ads and pop-ups. I had a blog like that 2 years ago and it was driving ME crazy, LOL
On a side note, I’m pretty sure that there are some things that you hate about my blog. Criticism is always appreciated (as long as it’s constructive and NOT judgmental in my persona or MY freedom of speech), so do share it as a comment below.
Not quite a fight, but definitely cat telling dog who is the boss in the household, then the dog finally submits to the cat and he is rewarded with a feline licking.
Traveling with Husky dogs and a Siamese cat with blue eyes.
<br>Wer ist der wahre eigentümer/schöpfer des herzens ? Gott gibt nur das Herz, du füllst es. Achtung. Was füllst du? Denn dann musst du es leeren. beschmutze nicht dein herz. Allah weiß auch, was in den Tiefen der Herzen ist. Alles was schön ist… Seele, Herz, Liebe, Glaube… Wer Kämpft, kann Verlieren. Wer nicht Kämpft, hat schon Verloren. Lebe jeden Tag deines Lebens, als wäre es dein letzter. Also wirst du eines Tages Recht haben"
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